woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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