I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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