Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
