Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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