found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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