I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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