..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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