All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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