Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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