This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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