It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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