we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Do vagina's smell?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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