C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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