She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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