i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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