The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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