But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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