were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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