I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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