Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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