No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My penis needs a shock collar
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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