I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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