I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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