What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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