So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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