Where did you get a picture of my penis
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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