My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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