i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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