if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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