Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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