David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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