I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
just come out here and I will go home with you...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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