I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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