is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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