It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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