I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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