dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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