When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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