You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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