I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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