What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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