we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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