PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
