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I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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