the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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