She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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