2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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