i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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