So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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