ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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