I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize