You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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