I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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