and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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