Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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